December 2014 Posts

“y” equals a million over three

N.Y. Times: ‘The Interview’ Brings in $15 Million on Web

The following excerpt elicited a sharp “sigh” and a “c’mon man” from yours truly:

Sony did not say how much of that total represented $6 digital rentals versus $15 sales. The studio said there were about two million transactions over all.

As a former Algebra II teacher1 I couldn’t help but groan.

But it’s not because I think that we’re getting stupider and stupider.2

It’s because the type of stuff — such as this, be it on rare occasion3 — that might actually be useful in real life is the type of stuff that we don’t bother teaching enough of in the classroom. 4

In any case:
Let “x” represent number of online rentals, and “y” represent number of online sales.

x + y = 2 million
6x + 15y = 15 million

(I know a handful of Algebra teachers that’ll be available for before or after-school tutorials next week if you need help finishing the rest…)

  1. I have fond memories of teaching Algebra II. []
  2. Which is not to say that I don’t, but that’s another story for another day… []
  3. A “hacking” incident which “forces” Sony to test the waters of releasing a major motion picture online is rare by my book. []
  4. I know exactly in which unit we would teach how to set up this very type of word problem in Pre-AP Algebra II. I also know that we never taught it in on-level Algebra II, which is what I consider the real ill omen. There’s so much I could go on about the “standards” and about how educational “experts” are convinced that constantly redefining said “standards” is some magical shortcut to improving results — here’s a hint: there are no shortcuts — are moving us in all of the wrong directions… but… that’s another story for another day. []

Movies I saw in 2014

I like going out to the movies.1 Lately it has become my panacea of choice after a long week of teaching2.

Just for fun, I recently went through my email confirmations and made a list of the movies I’d seen this past year. (You’ll think I’m either really awesome or really crazy. Either way, I definitely need more of a life.)

Here it is, in roughly reverse chronological order:

Movies I saw in 201434

Wild
The Imitation Game
Hobbit III
Exodus: Gods and Kings
Interstellar
Hunger Games III (part I)
Fury
Nightcrawler
Birdman
John Wick
The Judge
Gone Girl
The Equalizer
The Drop
The Maze Runner
Walk Among the Tombstones
The Congress
November Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
If I Stay
Sin City 2
Boyhood
Mood Indigo
The Giver
Get On Up
TMNT
Hundred Foot Journey
Begin Again
Hercules
Lucy
Snowpiercer
Dawn of The Planet of the Apes
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Jersey Boys
Fault in our Stars
How To Train Your Dragon 2
22 Jump Street
Edge of Tomorrow
Million Dollar Arm
Maleficent
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Godzilla
Grand Budapest Hotel
The Amazing Spiderman II
Noah
Brick Mansions
The Raid 2
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Divergent
Non-Stop
The Monuments Men
Lone Survivor
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
The Wolf of Wall Street

  1. Especially in the city of Alamo Drafthouse []
  2. and grading papers and other stuff []
  3. These are the ones I watched in theaters that came out during 2014 — with the possible exception of “Begin Again” which has an official release date of 2013. I also saw the “South Park” movie and “Stand By Me” for the first time this past year. []
  4. Curious about my favorites? I’ll only say that “Guardians of the Galaxy”, “The Drop”, and “Boyhood” are in my top 5. “Imitation Game” might be, once I have more time to process it. I still haven’t decided how I feel about “Interstellar”. “John Wick” and “The Equalizer” were surprisingly good. The “Hobbit” finale isn’t in my top 10. []