Our school’s prom was this weekend. As such, some of my students felt compelled to dig into the details of my youth:
Divas:1 Mister Youn, what kind of kid were you?
Diva #1: Did you go to prom in high school?
Me: Yes.
Diva #1: Okay, that was [Diva #2]… she thought you didn’t.
Me: ?!?
Diva #2: Were you bullied as a kid?
Me: What? No…
Divas #1 and #2: Okay, that was [Diva #3].2
Diva #1: Did you go to prom in high school?
Me: Yes.
Diva #1: Okay, that was [Diva #2]… she thought you didn’t.
Me: ?!?
Diva #2: Were you bullied as a kid?
Me: What? No…
Divas #1 and #2: Okay, that was [Diva #3].2
SMH…
- Yes, same
divasdivaz [↩] - “Diva #3” was conveniently not present in class this day to explain herself. [↩]